The Life List of

Rich Drago

 
  • Enter a Cooler Ranch Doritos eating contest
  • Play college baseball
  • Win a college world series
  • Play midnight baseball in the Alaska summer league
  • Play in the Cape League
  • Get drafted
  • Play football for Penn State and Joe Paterno
  • Be a major Division one college baseball coach
  • Beat up every referee and umpire because they are devil-worshipers
  • Watch the Yankees win another World Series
  • Beat my dad in golf
  • Get as many girls as my little brother
  • Marry a short, pretty girl who cooks some good chocolate chip pancakes
  • Make my girlfriend watch SportsCenter and enjoy it
  • Own a restaurant with my dad
  • Drink beers with my grandma
  • Play NCAA College Football for 24 straight hours with eating endless amounts of Cooler Ranch Doritos
  • Go Skiing with Frank Vittorini
  • Face a Nolan Ryan fastball
  • Kick Osama Bin Laden in the face
  • Get married at Yankee Stadium
  • Go clubbing with Derek Jeter
  • Win the section in baseball
  • Hit .500
  • Become first-team All-Section
  • Never play basketball again, ever
  • Kick every kid on the Rye football team in the nads, including their fathers
  • Have a Cinnabon in my house
  • Get a star on every AP
  • Be an active member of a well respected gang