The Life List of

Douglas Lee

 

  • Wrestle a midget
  • Perform a sermon on a holy Sunday
  • Get into at least one bar fight before the age of thirty (must win)
  • Gain access into the NY Giants locker room
  • Run for political office (do not have to win)
  • Become  a girl scout
  • Have an article printed about me in newspaper
  • Eat Swiss chocolate in the Swiss Alps
  • Participate in a food eating competition
  • Join an organized cricket team
  • Become an extra on a Television show or big budget film
  • Visit my father’s old village in Singapore and carve his name into its remnants
  • Become a VIP of a very exclusive club
  • Drink a pint of beer at Oktoberfest
  • Run with the bulls in Spain
  • Ride in a helicopter over Victoria Falls
  • Scuba dive in the Barrier Reef
  • Go inside the White House and publicly diss the president
  • Enter a Mai Thai contest in Thailand
  • Carry U.S. flag into Tiananmen Square
  • Eat turkey in Turkey
  • Fast for a day in Hungry
  • Go on a gondola ride in Venice
  • Bench 300lbs.
  • Beat Kaplan in an arm wrestling match
  • Drink vodka in a Russian ice bar
  • Go to the Alamo and scream out “remember the Alamo”
  • Spend at least 96 hours in an airport outside the United States
  • Go to the Sundance Film Festival at least 3 times
  • Have an argument with a French guy in France
  • Spend a week in Britain with a fake English accent
  • Become a black belt
  • Drive down the Autovon at a speed of at least 120mph
  • Play poker with a professional poker player (Johnny Chan or Jesus Ferguson)
  • Get a picture with Tom Hanks
  • Sing “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” to the man himself, Billy Joel
  • Hula dance in Hawaii
  • Watch a Sumo match in Japan
  • Ride a llama in Lima
  • Learn to ballroom dance and enter into a dancing competition
  • Canoe down the Amazon River
  • Drive an ATV/dune-buggy in the African Sahara
  • Ride on a New York City tugboat
  • Do not get married or have kids until the age of 40
  • Do a split
  • Do a back flip
  • Down a gallon of milk and drink lemon juice without throwing up
  • Rub the belly of a Buddha statue in Nepal
  • Get excepted into the French Culinary Art Institute
  • Climb all the stairs of the Empire State Building