The Life List of

Steve Bonistall

 

-go to Amsterdam
-make my own super size me movie but instead of micky d's, it would be candlelight
-be a household name
-start and be in a successful band
-be on MTV's Cribs
-be in a cartoon
-be involved in a police chase
-go streaking at a major sporting event
-become a hometown hero
-have a music video and have it go all the way to #1 on TRL
-be a funny comedian
-be on a soap opera
-build a house
-successfully be a  wedding crasher 
-have a blooper reel about my life
-get married to someone I truly love
-have a bar drink named after me, called the Bonistall Bulldozer
-be friends with somebody famous
-have my autograph be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
-have a minimum of four kids
-learn how to and fly a fighter airplane
-own a Habachi Resturant
-live with an Asian person
-learn to eat with chopsticks
-own a car worth more than 100 thousand dollars
-get plastic surgery to make my voice sound like Barry White's
-win a championship of some kind
-enter and possible win a hot dog eating contest
-own my own house
-learn to speak with an English accent
-stay in touch with my crew
-live with an alias
-live under a false name
-have my record be top secret and only visible by authorized personnel
-take care of my family after I'm rich and famous
-have my own cologne named the Seduction Of Steve
-be apart of a heist
-own a monkey named rufus, who’s best friends with a koala
-leave a legacy
-play rugby ,softball, or run track with midgets
-live on drury lane and be neighbors with the muffin man
-I want to be apart of a gay wedding (guy or girl)
-I want to take over for Steve on blue’s clues
-pass AP Psychology
-bungee jump off the curb outside my house
-learn Asian language
-learn to cook like Emril Lagasie
-paint my toenails pink and pretend I’m sleeping beauty
-dress up like the planters peanut’s guy and kick someone in the groin