The Life List of

Alex Jaffe

 

-Go sky diving

-Get kicked out of a casino for winning to much money

-Get married

-Have kids

-Spend one summer just cruising around Europe

-Learn the art of swordsmanship

-Star in a really good movie

-Play music at a jazz club

-Learn who killed JFK

-Hit 150 mph on a highway in a sports car

-Have Kaplanís babies

-Catch a terrorist

-Fly an airplane

-Get locked in an amusement park

-Catch an arrow with my hands

-Meet Johnny Depp

-Learn to play guitar

-Swim up a river

-Invent something useful

-Run across a major league baseball field while a game is in play

-Become a ghost buster

-Catch all 150 pokemon

-Draw an amazing picture

-Dedicate a week to doing no work

-Stalk someone

-Write a really good book

-Meet Jack Bauer

-Become Jack Bauer

-Build a sky roof in my room

-Have a squirrel for a pet

-Break my arm in a really cool way

-Ride a motor cycle

-Enter the World Series of Poker

-Write an amazing piano piece

-Paint my naked body white and walk into peopleís houses claiming Iím a ghost

-Sleep in a tree

-Learn to tango

-Have a really bad ass sword fight to awesome music

-Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

-Ride a unicycle

-Watch all 3 Lord of the Ringís in one day

-Meet a ninja