The Life List of

Ben Kurzius

 
  • Go to Iceland
  • Win a rap battle
  • Kick out a jam
  • Love someone
  • Have a son or daughter
  • Run onto the field at a sporting event
  • Go to South Africa
  • Live past 100 (but not as a paraplegic or with Alzheimer’s)
  • Tackle a football player when he’s not looking
  • Ski and go to the beach in the same day
  • Wander out of the country
  • Have lunch with Ben Stiller and Ben Affleck at the same time
  • Reach enlightenment
  • Shred
  • Attend a CFL game
  • Skip a rock 12 times or more
  • Make beautiful, beautiful love
  • Be in an emotionally safe environment
  • Stick it to the man
  • Appear in a motion picture
  • Help the trix bunny get the cereal from those brats
  • Smoke a fine cigar with Fidel Castro
  • Go to the South Pole
  • Dance and be taken seriously
  • Sing and be taken seriously
  • Be a seventh inning stretch field sweeper at Yankee stadium who dances to “YMCA”
  • Write a novella
  • Cryogenically freeze my grandpa
  • Attend a Who concert before Pete Townshend dies
  • Live in a world where people are equal regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation.
  • Visit every continent. (Just 2 so far)
  • Wrestle a lion
  • Destroy a guitar on stage
  • Backpack across Europe
  • Fly a plane
  • Protect our natural environment
  • Win the UPA Championship