The Life List of

James Padgett

 

-         Graduate from Harrison

-         Go to a big University

-         Get a bachelor’s degree

-         Get a master’s degree

-         Get married before 24 years old

-         Have 4 kids, 2 boys and 2 girls, one of which will be named after me

-         Visit all 7 continents

-         Pick a fight on all 7 continents (Penguins in Antarctica)

-         Learn Chinese

-         Bungee jump off of the Hoover Dam

-         Surf a 50 foot wave in Hawaii

-         Make a movie where I’m the hero

-         Make a movie where I beat up the hero

-         Learn how to fly a plane

-         Liberate a small country from an evil dictator

-         Knock out Mike Tyson (wait until he can’t hit back)

-         Run for a government position

-         Learn how to hack computers

-         Rob a bank and get away with it

-         Live to be 100 or older

-         Live in the Playboy Mansion

-         Own my own island in the Bahamas

-         Wrestle a bear in a cage match

-         Make a 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzle that when you finish, it reads “GO OUTSIDE”

-         Live in the ghetto and learn how to do drive bys

-         Learn karate and visit a rival dojo and open up a can of whoop ass

-         Find out what Willis was talking about

-         Teach handicapped kids to be proud of whom they are and that they are “handicapable”

-         Move to Iowa and become a farmer

-         Move to India or Pakistan and become a cab driver

-         Become a Ghost Buster

-         Own a house in the Hamptons

-         Go on a game show and win

-         Go on a dating show and lose

-         Have Dr. Phil figure out what’s wrong with me

-         Have a cute pet monkey named Jojo to help me get chicks