The Life List of

Richard Zarro

 

-         Graduate High School without getting into more trouble

-         Go to a respectable college

-         Graduate College

-         Go to Amsterdam Ė live there for a year

-         Live in China/Japan for a year

-         Get a good Job

-         Own a house in NY, LA, and Big Sky Montana

-         Be a coach for the Jets

-         Be with 2 girls who donít speak English in Europe - - at the same time.

-         Be with 2 girls who donít speak English in Asia - - at the same time.

-         See the Jets win a superbowl in my lifetime.

-         See the Knicks win a championship in my lifetime.

-         See people actually care about hockey.

-         Visit all the continents.

-         Become a public leader and then blame Canada.

-         Touch Chad Penningtonís hair.

-         Have lunch with Kimo Von Olehoffen.

-         Sit on the same couch as Dewayne Robertson.

-         Talk to Peter King about things that have nothing to do with sports.

-         Beat Zach Rieger in fantasy football

-         Get married

-         Have a kid

-         Be a macher (jewish word for good man)

-         Have Roger Clemens admit to doing steroids.

-         Become a body builder.

-         Be in a movie with Chris Tucker

-         Be in the same room with Ziggy Marley

-         Get a 100 on this life list