The Life List of

David D'Antona


 

 

  • Have a Wikipedia article written about me

  • Set a world record that involves kicking one's head rapidly in succession

  • Use my ADHD for something that no one else could do

  • Maintain a healthy weight for the rest of my life

  • Shave all the hair on my body and let it grow back

  • Grow my hair out to a ridiculous length

  • Bowl over 100 without gutters

  • Bowl over 200 with gutters

  • Bowl a turkey in the tenth frame

  • Learn to play an instrument

  • Learn to sing

  • Learn to handstand

  • Become a better swimmer

  • Personally convert to the metric system

  • Live to see the rest of the world (Burma, Liberia, and the United States) convert to the metric system

  • Retire before the age of 30

  • Never vote

  • Become fluent in French, Japanese, Dutch, and Korean

  • Travel on a plane

  • Get a passport

  • Live in Canada

  • Live in Japan

  • Visit all 50 states of America (except Alaska)

  • Visit the Netherlands

  • Visit North and South Korea

  • Visit Britain

  • Visit France and ascend the Eiffel Tower

  • Own several homes

  • Have exactly one Japanese toilet in every home I own

  • Own an extremely fuel-efficient car

  • Ride a bullet train

  • Meet Shigeru Miyamoto

  • Read a book for pleasure

  • Relearn algebra, geometry, and trigonometry

  • Excel in a calculus course

  • Understand math

  • Make statistics cool

  • Build a computer

  • Become a loving and nurturing parent

  • Become a loving and supportive husband

  • Teach my children to be respectful and selfless

  • Raise children more intelligent and successful than myself

  • Father between 5 and 15 children

  • Take my wife's last name (if it doesn't have an apostrophe in it)

  • Change the world for the better

  • Gain self-confidence

  • Be able to be proud of what I've done in life