The Life List of

Stephen Ricciardi



         Be in a commercial with a Morgan Freeman voice-over

         Visit the Gravestone of Freddy Mercury, John Lennon and Biggie

         Tip a sleeping cow

         Be a YouTube Star

         Walk into a footlocker store and shoot a basketball into that huge hoop

         Eliminate all techno music

         Yodel on top of a mountain

         Fake my death

         Fart in an elevator with a lot of people and blame it on the girl/guy next to me

         Play hide and seek in Wal-Mart

         Sing Bohemian Rhapsody with a bunch of my friends in the middle of a mall

         Go to the library and loudly ask where the erotica section is and how many books you can check out at once. Ask if they have read one of these books and if they can tell you about some of the "good parts"

         Fall asleep in the middle of the mall

         Go into CVS and buy a box of tampons and say Iíve been having a heavy flow and if this was the right brand

         Win all-state for football

         Win all state for baseball

         Win a state championship for football

         Play D-1 College Football

         Go into the NFL draft

         Go streaking on National Television

         Meet the whole Seinfeld Cast

         Play Beer Pong with Asher Roth and see if heís actually good

         Witness a NYM world series victory

         Go to a Wale concert

         Play the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera on Broadway

         Sing with Elton John

         Meet the Real Lassie

         Survive a Nuclear War

         Tackle a random person when there not looking

       Kick the home alone kid in the nuts and see if he makes that face