The Life List of

Jacob Temkin

   

 

-Pass the AP Physics exam and give Mr. McRae a hug

-Win a gavel

-Best Delegation, PMC 2011

-Beat Kap at arm-wrestling

-Watch Kap punch Goldman in the face after saying “Hello” one too many times.

-Watch Mrs. Orban punch Karpf in the face after saying “Hello” one too many times.

-Get into a college that I can be proud of

-Beat Rye at lacrosse

-Play club lacrosse in college

-See a Dave Matthews Band show

-Drive across America

-Study abroad in Europe

 -Learn Arabic

-Go to Oktoberfest

-Go clubbing with Kanye West

-Get my doctorate

-Work at The Hague as a lawyer in the ICC

-Indict someone important

-Give Barack Obama a dap

-Be James Bond for a day

-Sit behind home plate for a Yankees-Red Sox game in October

-Go to Derek Jeter’s last home game

-Teach a course about my profession to enthusiastic and ambitious students

-Hold a national office

-Change something for the better

-Watch the U.S. become the unipolar nation again

-Write a book about something important

-Go on a safari with my wife

-Smoke Cuban Cigars with the American president

-Be knighted

-Watch a brawl at British Parliament

-Go hunting with Vladimir Putin in Siberia

-Give a living tiger a hug and not lose any major appendages

-See the U.S. win a world cup

-Accumulate enough wealth and power to get the guy that smokes over the chili at    Hubbas to be my personal chef