The Life List of

Matt Weinreb

 

·       Go to college

·       Get married

·       Have kids

·       Have a happy family

·       Get a good job

·       Become president

·       Become a professional baseball player

·       Meet Moses

·       Create a ponzi scheme

·       Join the Mile High Club

·       Write the sequel to the Declaration of Independence

·       Be on the cover of Sports Illustrated

·       Become Rex Ryan

·       Make a successful rap song

·       Appear on Entourage

·       Be Dale’s brother in Step Brothers 2

·       Pull my hammy

·       Hello

·       Meet Dwight Kurt Schrute III

·       Nail it with a hammer

·       Buy stock in apple in 2001

·       Meet Jesus’ dad

·       Make love

·       Invisible

·       Star in To Catch a Predator