The Life List of

Neal Rosenthal


Play AND beat 100 games (since recording of Super Mario World 2)


Play AND beat 500 games (since see above)


Level up all members in an RPG to max level without cheating

  Get accepted and attend an Ivy League College
  Move away from home


Learn how to wield a sword (and maybe swordchucks)


Read the dictionary


Learn Japanese and speak it fluently


Learn French and speak it fluently


Obtain a ranking of +2000 in chess (average ~1600, Rohan has +1200)


Beat a MAX song on Dance Dance Revolution


Prevent a suicide


Live a happy life


Pierce a wall with a chopstick...


Build ten complex and challenging models


Learn the purpose to my life before death


Play Atari (not emulated)