The Life List of

Jason Siegel


Graduate college

  Climb in the Gunks solo
  Feed a lion
  Be in a college drum line
  Try out for at least one DCI drum line
  Be able to do 100 pushups, 25 pull-ups and 3 one-armed pull-ups


Do a pull-up with only my middle fingers


Sleep on the side of a mountain


Bungee jump


Cook a full thanksgiving meal for another family


Work for 10 years without taking any sick days, then take 50 consecutive days off because of a cold
  Weigh myself before and after an all-you-can-eat sushi meal


Go to a concert and know every word to every song
  Build a hammock from scratch
  Spend a month on Everest chilliní with the sherpas
  Walk instead of sleep one night
  Build a tree-house at least 75 feet high
  Enter a hot-dog eating contest
  gain 40 pounds in 2 months
  lose 40 pounds in 2 months
  Own a helicopter
  Get from one side of the Mexican border to the other illegally, just to see how easy it is
  Grow my hair long enough to piss off even more of my friends
  Learn how to surf
  Touch my toes outside a Buddhist temple in Kentucky, again
  Take my children to Sedona
  Have children
  Eat 50 chicken wings in one sitting
  Chug a bottle of Tabasco sauce, and say it was a dare
  Do anything I want
  Pass Kaplanís class despite a lacking life-list