The Life List of

The Life List of

Steve Bonistall

 

-go to Amsterdam -make my own super size me movie but instead of micky d’s, it would be candlelight -be a household name -start and be in a successful band -be on MTV’s Cribs -be in a cartoon -be involved in a police chase -go streaking at a major sporting event -become a hometown hero -have a music video and have it go all the way to #1 on TRL -be a funny comedian -be on a soap opera -build a house -successfully be a  wedding crasher  -have a blooper reel about my life -get married to someone I truly love -have a bar drink named after me, called the Bonistall Bulldozer -be friends with somebody famous -have my autograph be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars -have a minimum of four kids -learn how to and fly a fighter airplane -own a Habachi Resturant -live with an Asian person -learn to eat with chopsticks -own a car worth more than 100 thousand dollars -get plastic surgery to make my voice sound like Barry White’s -win a championship of some kind -enter and possible win a hot dog eating contest -own my own house -learn to speak with an English accent -stay in touch with my crew -live with an alias -live under a false name -have my record be top secret and only visible by authorized personnel -take care of my family after I’m rich and famous -have my own cologne named the Seduction Of Steve -be apart of a heist -own a monkey named rufus, who’s best friends with a koala -leave a legacy -play rugby ,softball, or run track with midgets -live on drury lane and be neighbors with the muffin man -I want to be apart of a gay wedding (guy or girl) -I want to take over for Steve on blue’s clues -pass AP Psychology -bungee jump off the curb outside my house -learn Asian language -learn to cook like Emril Lagasie -paint my toenails pink and pretend I’m sleeping beauty -dress up like the planters peanut’s guy and kick someone in the groin