The Life List of
Laura Elvira
· Travel the world, go to every country · Go skydiving · Fly an airplane · Be at zero gravity · Eat an entire pizza pie · Win a huge teddy bear at an amusement park · Get stuck in an elevator with my mom, she would freak out and I would be laughing the entire time · Do the thing where you’re in a box in the ocean with really dangerous sharks around you. · See the pyramids of Giza in Egypt · Run a mile naked in the cold · Meet the guy who invented Facebook · Castrate a rapist · Curse out, beat up and send a hunter to jail · Be face to face with a giant panda while working at a zoo in China · Have 5 kids · Go bull riding at a rodeo · Become really good at yoga · Interview a Wal-Mart greeter as if I want to put him in a paper for his life accomplishments. Send the write-up to my local paper because you know it will end up way interesting. Everyone has a story · Hijack a local radio station and tell the audience that you are kidnapping the DJ until you gives he the concert tickets · Become a black belt in karate · Go to Las Vegas with my closest friends and hope that what happened in the movie “The Hangover” Happens to one of us or all of us · Steal a car · Be in a Colgate commercial · Learn sign language |
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