The Life List of
Steve Masi
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Graduate high school. I think have that one under control. |
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Average 20 points a game this season in basketball. |
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| Make all-league and all-section. | |
| Win more games than I did my sophomore year. | |
| Make it to the County Center in the playoffs. | |
| Get in to half of the colleges I apply to. | |
| Graduate from college | |
| Meet Dwayne Wade. | |
| Attend every major sporting event, such as the Super Bowl, World Series, and NBA Championship. Hockey sucks. | |
| Visit every continent, except Antarctica, because why would I want to go to Antarctica? | |
| Watch the Lord of the Rings without falling asleep. | |
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Be on Family Feud, just so when I say something I can hear everyone say, “Good Answer!” |
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Be on the Price is Right, play PLINKO, and win a car. It’s a combination that isn’t possible, but I think I could make it happen. |
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| Have sex on a Ferris wheel. | |
| Be on ESPN, for any reason | |
| Win the lottery. | |
| Make it to, and win the World Series of Poker. | |
| Not get arrested. | |
| Go to Canada and Mexico on the same day. | |
| Drink a beer, or more, in Milwaukee. | |
| Beat up a mascot at a Major League Baseball game. | |
| Get on the leader board in Yeti sports | |
| Eat an Italian dinner in Italy. | |
| Dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop. I may have already done this, I’m not sure though. | |
| Take batting practice at Yankee Stadium. | |
| Actually learn how to speak Spanish, even though I have been taking it since 7th grade. | |
| Get married. | |
| Have children. | |
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Make a sex tape with Paris Hilton. |
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| Meet Lindsay Lohan, and if possible make a sex tape with her. | |
| Go to a golf tournament and yell, “Get in the hole!” after every shot. | |
| Go to a taping of Inside the Actor’s Studio. | |
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Meet Nelly, and rip the band-aid off of his cheek. |
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| Bowl a perfect game. | |
| Participate in the Olympics. | |